State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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