Where are you?
In a non slutty way
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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