who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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