I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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Oh Jesus.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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