She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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