Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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