How'd it feel making her break her religion?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize