yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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