He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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