can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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