I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
