But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Damn victory sex feels great
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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