There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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