gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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