69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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