it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Im part way to drunk.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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