I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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