This is not my ceiling
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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