Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I accidentally had phone sex last night
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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