I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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