grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
