Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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