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say what?
wanna hang out?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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