and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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