on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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