We won't sleep together?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
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i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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