what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
