cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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