i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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