It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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