He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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