they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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