chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
i think im in europe. pls send help
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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