Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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