sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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