I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
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I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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