STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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