this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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