Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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