she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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