Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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