Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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