would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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