u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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