brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
sex in a hospital.. check
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Randomize
