whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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