did you get engaged???
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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