Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
