Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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