Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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