Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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