i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I'm both gender and math confused
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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