So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
40s are totally the cure
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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