I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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