I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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